Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Overcoming America's Culture of Bellyaching



It's hard to say when the U.S. male gymnasts and their coaches started whining.

At one point, the U.S. men were among the best in the world. Heading into the 1932 Olympics, the New York Times thought that the U.S. men had a "good" chance of winning medals. That sounds like a rather favorable prediction, but the newspaper's metric ranged from dubious to good to very good to excellent, which meant that the New York Times were rather cautious with its predictions when it came to American gymnastics. As it turned out, though, the U.S. men won the lion's share of the medals in Los Angeles, taking home silver in the team all-around in addition to Dallas Bixler's, George Roth's, George Gulack's, Raymond Bass's, and Rowland Wolfe's individual gold medals.

By 1970, however, the tone had changed. A culture of success had turned into a culture of insufferable and embarrassing bellyaching–usually misdirected at the victors. For many years, as the Americans spewed their complaints to the U.S. media, their comments were mixed with a heavy dose of jealousy, and sometimes, an extra layer of xenophobia and racism was added to the bile.

(And y'all think that a bunch of teenage girls sulking is bad…)

Let's take a look at some of the brilliant remarks over the years…



Friday, May 31, 2013

UTRS: 2013 High Bar Scores

 The hot pink trend has spilled over into U.S. men's gymnastics. Check out Danell's socks!
FOL.

Last year, The All Around created some handy dandy rankings, leading up to the Olympics. This year, not so much. So, I've decided to create the UTRS (Uncle Tim Ranking System), which, for those who care, is pronounced "uterus." Think of my ranking system as a surrogate until The All Around steps in and takes over. (Yup, I'm still waiting!)

As per usual, take these rankings with a grain of salt. (Pro Tip: Never bet your life savings based on my numbers–or my predictions for that matter.) Judging varies from meet to meet, and as you can see, I've culled these scores from several meets. I've included the competition names so that you can decide how much crack the judges smoked before handing out the scores.

More than anything, you should think of these tables like this: New quad, new Code of Points. What the H is a good score nowadays? Well, let me show you…

(Updated: June 4, 2013–Videos from Chinese Nationals are slowly popping up…)


Men's High Bar Rankings: Best D Scores


Name Country D-Score Meet
1. Danell Leyva USA 7.2 Winter Cup
2. Koji Uematsu Japan 7.1 Cottbus
2. Emin Garibov Russia 7.1 French International
4. Kohei Uchimura Japan 7.0 Japanese Nationals
4. Umit Samiloglu Turkey 7.0 Doha
6. Liu Rongbing China 6.9 Chinese Nationals
6. Lin Chaopan China 6.9 Chinese Nationals
8. Christopher Jursch Germany 6.8 German Nationals
8. Yusuke Tanaka Japan 6.8 Japanese Nationals
8. Jossimar Calvo Moreno Colombia 6.8 Ljubljana
8. Andreas Bretschneider Germany 6.8 Cottbus
12. Fabian Hambuechen Germany 6.7 German Nationals
12. Marijo Moznik Croatia 6.7 Ljubljana
12. Fabian Gonzalez Spain 6.7 Tokyo
12. Paul Ruggeri USA 6.7 Winter Cup

There very well could be more Japanese gymnasts in this list. It's just a pain in the keaster to find their D scores.

Thursday, May 30, 2013

UTRS: 2013 WAG Floor Scores



Last year, The All Around created some handy dandy rankings, leading up to the Olympics. This year, not so much. So, I've decided to create the UTRS (Uncle Tim Ranking System), which, for those who care, is pronounced "uterus." Think of my ranking system as a surrogate until The All Around steps in and takes over. (Still waiting for that to happen… Any day now!)

As per usual, take these rankings with a grain of salt. (Pro Tip: Never bet your life savings based on my numbers–or my predictions for that matter.) Judging varies from meet to meet, and as you can see, I've culled these scores from several meets. I've included the competition names so that you can decide how much crack the judges smoked before handing out the scores.

More than anything, you should think of these tables like this: New quad, new Code of Points. What the H is a good score nowadays? Well, let me show you…



Women's Floor Rankings: Best D Scores


Name Country D-Score Meet
1. Ksenia Afanasyeva Russia 6.4 European Championships
2. Simone Biles USA 6.2 Jesolo
2. Mai Murakami Japan 6.2 Japanese Nationals
4. Larisa Iordache Romania 6.1 European Championships
4. Vanessa Ferrari Italy 6.1 American Cup
6. Gabriella Douglas Canada 6.0 Canadian Nationals
6. Shang Chungsong China 6.0 Chinese Nationals
6. Giulia Steingruber Switzerland 6.0 European Championships
9. Diana Bulimar Romania 5.9 European Championships
9. Victoria Moors Canada 5.9 Canadian Nationals
9. Aliya Mustafina Russia 5.9 European Championships
9. Lexie Priessman USA 5.9 GER-ROU-USA Friendly
9. Brenna Dowell USA 5.9 Jesolo
14. Anna Dementyeva Russia 5.8 Zakharova
14. Katelyn Ohashi USA 5.8 American Cup
14. Anastasia Grishina Russia 5.8 European Championships
14. Krystyna Sankova Ukraine 5.8 European Championships